(sung to the chorus of "Lunchlady Land" by Adam Sandler)
Our dog Joey is a little bit slutty. If anyone so much as pets him, he will flop down on his back and bare his belly to be scratched. He has been fixed, and it's a good thing--otherwise, who knows where these slutty tendencies would lead . . .
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In my head its sung to "smelly cat"
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