This is what I was looking at through my window as I had the following phone conversation:

(imagine the neighbor half of this happening in a strong Western accent)

Me:  Hello?

Neighbor :  Hi Jill, this is A, B's mom.

Me:  Yes!

Neighbor:  Would you send B home?  We're fixin' to go to Vacation Bible Camp.

Me:  Sure.

Neighbor:  Much obliged! 

Texas, people.  Texas.