So, as you know, I'm a Mormon.  

And as a Mormon, I believe in life after death.  Like a LOT of life after death--eternity even.  Seriously, this is one of the best reasons to be a Mormon, because I know that all the stuff here on earth that I haven't been able to do, I'm going to have time for after I die. So, rather than make a Bucket List of things I have to do before I die, I am making a list of things I plan to do after I die.

Here's what I have so far:

1.  Take golf lessons from Chi Chi Rodriguez (pronounced "chaɪ chaɪ rod-ri-gweez", a la Les Nessman from WKRP in Cincinnati in our home--it's amazing the stupid stuff your brain will remember from your childhood), so I can skunk Brad at golf.  See, I'm planning to die first, and this is how I want to welcome my hubby to the Great Beyond--with a rousing round of golf in which I Blow. His. Mind.

2.  Dance with Fred Astaire.  Because . . . well, duh.  He's Fred Astaire.

3. Dance with Derek Hough.  I'll probably have to wait a while for this one to happen, what with the difference in our ages, but that's OK.  I'll be ready for him when he dies, since I will have been dancing with Fred.

4. Become a Ballet Contemporary dancer.  I am officially changing this Post-Bucket List item after watching this season of So You Think You Can Dance.  

This little gem from Amy and Robert solidified the change tonight. Luh-uv!!

And, while I'm at it, I may add Become Best Friends with Stacy Tookey (the choreographer) to my list.  Just go here and click on anything (or everything, in my case).  I'm pretty sure my future BFF Stacy is a fellow Story Junkie.