This post originally included photos, but through my own stupidity, I accidentally deleted them. Despite repeated attempts to retrieve them, they are permanently gone. My heart is broken.
I have lived here in Berlin for almost eight months, yet there are still many things I see that make me wonder. So, I have made another list (sorry, I guess I think in lists). This list is entitled Stuff-I-See-Everyday-But-It-Still-Doesn't-Seem-Normal.
Now, just to clarify, I am not necessarily calling these things crazy or dumb. I am simply stating that even after seven-plus months here, they still catch my attention. You know how your mind learns to ignore details in everyday life that are just too commonplace to notice? Well, those are what I call Normal Things. This list is made up of things that, even though I see them everyday, still catch my eye and make me remember I am in a completely different place from where I have ever lived before. So, to the average German, I'm guessing these are all everyday things that are not worth noticing. But to me, they are really strange/funny/cool - you know, Not Normal.
1. Rathaus
Before we moved here, I took a few German lessons (a waste of time, but whatever). One thing I did learn was that the German word for Government Building is Rathaus, pronounced "rat house." It makes me snicker a bit everytime I pass by this Rathaus, because it is so aptly named. I think we may be able to call some American government offices by the same name.
2. Crazy-long street names
Here is Jess modeling some street signs in our neighborhood. Germans like to make new words by simply combining already existing words (for example, the German word for "glove" is "Handschuh", which means "hand shoe"). But, this makes for crazy-long words, which are especially obnoxious on street signs. But, aren't the sign posts cute?
3. Kevin Kline School of Communism
No, that's not the real name, but whenever I see this school - which I drive by everyday - that is what I think it should be named. Mostly because of this mural painted by the entrance:
Doesn't this guy look like the actor Kevin Kline? Maybe it's just the smirk on his face, but to me he looks like the guy in
A Fish Called Wanda. And what is with the stark uniform? This seems like a propaganda poster for Communist Ideals.
And then there is this other painting of who I assume is the same guy. Apparently, this is a picture of him when he used to sing with the BeeGees.
Just a few feet away from what I consider very serious depictions of Our Dedicated Leader of Learning, there is this sculpture. I think this is supposed to be our Kevin Kline look-alike in sculpture form. You can see the mustache and furrowed brow, but really? A yellow nose-sculpture? Is this dignified? I chuckle to myself whenever I pass by here, (except on the occasional I-Hate-Germany-Day, when I just think it is all stupid).
4. Amazingly cool houses
I
loooove to walk around our neighborhood and just look at all the cool houses. We live in Zehlendorf, an area of Berlin that is between the city center and Potsdam, the town where all the old summer castles are. In the olden days, the nobility of Berlin used to travel to Potsdam to escape the summer heat of Berlin. Because they were traveling by horse and carriage, it was a two-day drive, so they would stop in Zehlendorf for the night on their way. Eventually, Zehlendorf became a fancy place of sorts because it was a stopping place for the rich folks. So, there are tons of beautiful, old homes all over the place. All of these houses are within walking distance of our house, and whenever I go for a walk, I want to just stand in front of the houses and drink them in. Here is a sampling of the amazing houses in our area:
5. Babies bundled-up for an outside winter walk
Berliners are big-time walkers, even in the middle of winter. They really value getting a Daily Dose of Fresh Air, so they have all kinds of gear to make it possible. Even when the weather is below freezing, mothers will pack up their babies for their daily walk. Nearly every stroller is equipped with this sleeping-bag-type-thing to keep baby toasty, and there are all kinds of fancy covers to keep baby dry if it is raining or snowing. During the winter months, I often pass by strollers that look like mounds of blankets, scarves, and hats surrounding a tiny pair of eyes blinking happily.
6. Men wearing hats
For the most part, Germans dress much more formally than Americans. I often think Germans dress like grown-ups, whereas Americans dress like children. This picture was taken at about 11:00 a.m., so I'm guessing this man was getting ready to go do some shopping or something. This is exactly the kind of clothing I see men wearing at the grocery store. I NEVER see anyone in sweats and tennis shoes unless they are playing sports. And, proper attire for men seems to include a smart hat.
This is my neighbor across the street coming out to do some yard clean-up. No grubby t-shirt and worn jeans for him! No sir, he is going out in his sweater, slacks, and (of course) hat.
7. Mailmen on bicycles
Here is our friendly neighborhood DeutschePost Man. Even during the winter, he rides his yellow bicycle along the sidewalks delivering mail. Even though he has what I think would be the coldest, most miserable job ever, this guy has always got a grin on his pink, chapped face. Maybe it's frozen that way. Whatever the reason, I think he is delightful.
8. Shoppers with baskets
I've mentioned in a
former post that German grocery stores do not bag your items for you. Many German shoppers have wicker baskets to carry their purchases home in. On my way to pick up a few groceries of my own, I followed this wicker-basket-carrying shopper. I'm sure after the shopping, this basket was topped off with a loaf of baguette bread and a bouquet of flowers. Those seem to be German necessities.
9. Wearing the appropriate color for the task
This is something that never ceases to amaze me. There appears to be colors that people here wear to indicate their job. For example, gardeners always wear green from head to toe (yes, Mr. Green Jeans).
Maintainence workers always wear blue - the janitor at the school, the guy who came to fix our drain, and these guys fixing our neighbor's fence.
City clean-up guys are always in orange, which matches their trucks. These guys collect trash, sweep sidewalks, drive the little tractors that clear snow off the sidewalks, and generally keep the city tidy. Always in orange. This tendency to wear the appropriate color for your career fits the German stereotype of being Super-Orderly.
10. Narrow cobblestone roads
I don't know if I will ever get used to this. The roads here are very narrow, so there is not enough room for two lanes of traffic. This is our road, which I have to drive on everyday, and it still makes me crazy.
Here is how it works: if I were driving on this road and I saw a car coming the other direction, I would pull off to the right behind that parked silver car so the other car could go through. When it is clear, I pull back into the center of the street and proceed. If another car comes while I'm going, it is expected that he will pull off somewhere to the side and let me pass. Basically, both cars assess who has the room to pull off, and the person who can pauses while the other one goes. So far, I've never gotten into a game of Chicken, so it works. But, I am so excited to go to America this summer and drive on roads that always have room for traffic going both ways!
11. Gates
I have to say, I don't understand the obsession with gates. There are fences around every yard, and gates in front of sidewalks and driveways. It is the gate across the driveway that I find rather annoying. When my neighbors drive somewhere, they manually open their driveway gate, get back in the car and drive out into the street, get out of the car and close the gate, then get back into the car and drive away. Repeat that in opposite order when they get home. Add the fact that if they have a garage, there is no automatic garage door opener, so there are another few steps to get the car into and out of the garage. We have a gate across our driveway, but we leave it open during the day, whether we are home or not. I just don't want to jump thru all those hoops everytime I run an errand. No wonder Germans walk everywhere!
12. Graffiti
One thing that really bugs me is the graffiti. This is on a fence right across the street from our house. We live in a nice neighborhood - you've seen all the beautiful houses - yet there is graffiti everywhere. My American eyes associate graffiti with gangs and slums, but that isn't necessarily the case here in Germany. Graffiti is just people "expressing" themselves, and nobody seems to mind it popping up on nearly every flat surface.
13. Outdoor markets
This is an outdoor market that I pass everyday on my way to pick Lukie up at school. There are markets like this everywhere, all year round.
Right now, because it's Spring, there are lots of flowers for sale. At Christmas time, there were Christmas decorations and gifts for sale. There are usually a lot of fruit and vegetables for sale, too.
14. Blinds on the outside of the windows
This is a picture of the window to Pepper's bedroom when the blinds are down. These wooden blinds can be lowered from inside the house, and they are awesome! They totally block out the light, protect the windows from windy, harsh weather, and they never have to be dusted. I think they are brilliant.
15. Biking as a serious mode of transportation
People here use bikes for far more than recreation. You can see this bike is outfitted to carry all kinds of stuff.
It is very common to see people of all shapes, sizes, and ages biking about running errands. A lot of people do their grocery shopping on bicycle, strapping their purchases into the basket on the back of their bike.
16. Military time
This is the clock on my microwave. In America, we would call this time 5:10 p.m., but here in Germany they use military time. I still have to do math everytime I look at my clock after noon, but it is getting easier.
So, even after nearly eight months, life doesn't seem completely normal here in Germany. Lots of things are different - and they feel different - but it is okay. For the first couple of months, every different thing felt like a slap in the face, but now I mostly think it's funny.
That's progress, right?